Son-of-Mat
doubleox515 replied to your post:
Was this in Drama?

Hell yeah man, course it was in drama. It was the most dramatic event of the day. *ba dum tisss*

Half joking we had the idea to start throwing ‘em at the audience in the middle of our performance, thinking it might ‘enhance’ the Brechtian elements of the play.

drama students man, drama students.

The room I had one of my classes in today had a cockroach infestation. I’m not talking 2 or 3, I’m talking at lest 30 cockroaches all hanging out up the back of the room, crawling up the walls and shit having a grand old time. They just kept appearing, just when we thought we’d seen all of them someone would turn around and there was another one of those fuckers just chill’n.

Deploying a can of Mortein did nothing.

We have to bomb the room, they’ll win for sure otherwise.

bastards. 

Tough kid
self portrait

Tough kid

self portrait

doodles

doodles

Politics of Thedas
Tevinter: You have two cows. You've enslaved them both and you cast spells on them to duplicate them so you can have more slaves.
Par Vollen: You have two cows. One is assigned the task of milk-making and the other is assigned the task of becoming food. They accept their tasks with honour.
Kirkwall: You have two cows. They want to kill each other. And you. You're fucked.
Antiva: You have two cows. You assassinate them.
Orlais: You have two cows. They're snobby and tight-laced.
Ferelden: You have two mabari. You love your dogs.
Orzammar Nobility: You have two cows. The younger one tricks you into murdering the older one so he can put the blame on you an assume control of the barn.
Orzammar Lower Class: You have two cows. Bandits steal them both and leave you with a hoof that you pawn off to the nearest merchant for 6 copper. The bandits steal that copper and leave you for dead.
Redcliffe: You have two cows. One dies to save the city from destruction. Alistair is mad.
Dalish Elves: You have two halla. You don't have enough halla. This is bad.
Circle Templars: You have two cows. You don't trust them, and they're probably evil.
Circle Mages: You have two cows. You don't trust them, and they're probably stupid.
Grey Wardens: You have two dogs. They drink darkspawn blood. One dies, and the other saves the entire country.

stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

marshmallowknight:

what i am not:

  • a girl
  • a boy

what i am:

  • unholy spawn of darkness and fear
  • dreaded by all who encounter me
  • kinda hungry
Gladiators are cool.

Gladiators are cool.